Gilroy Brewery - 120 years behind the times

Ode to Gilroy

GB Friends email No 209 June 04 2017


Something a little different this week – the Gilroy interpretation of a humorous ditty we found on YouTube. Thanks to The Snake Oil Willie Band for the music and inspiration.


She said that I don’t look good naked anymore.

My belly’s growing down towards the floor.

And it’s very plain to see,

Some bits aren’t where they used to be.

And she said I don’t look good naked anymore.


I said that remark is so unfounded,

I am merely nicely rounded.

And in some light I still think that I look fine.

But things get in a muddle,

When you’re trying to have a cuddle,

She says, “That belly is not going to rub on mine!”


So, I cut out fats and sweets,

And all those other tasty treats.

And I drank more Gilroy beer, but that’s for sure.

‘Cos you know you should be slimmin’

When in the company of women.

She says, “He don’t look good naked anymore!”


Since I’ve lost a bit of fuller figure,

Seems that my manhood’s getting bigger.

Or is it just that I can see a little more?

Well I get full of vim and vigour,

When my finger’s on her trigger,

And she says I don’t look bad naked anymore.


Well I’m not too bad naked anymore

And tonight I do believe I’m going to score.

And that’s the end of that, although I’m still a little fat,

She says I’m not too bad naked anymore.



Happening this Week

Beer Experience held on Saturdays at 11h30 sharp (please arrive at 11h15) – only R120 pp and includes Gilroy beer and lots of fun. Please call to book your seat. (The Gilroy ‘Beer Experience’ is for adults only and is not suitable for minors or the easily offended, as it may contain colourful language and irreverence). 

To avoid disappointment please book early for weekends.  Live Music 13h00-17h00


April 2017

Thursday 27th April   Richard Thompson

Saturday 29th April   Dave Abbot

Sunday 30th April   Peter B

MAY 2017

Monday 1st May        Peter B


 See you over the top of a glass!




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Gilroy Serious

Gilroy Serious


The premium dark ale - Gilroy Serious

A rich, strong ale for the serious drinker. The amber and dark malts yields a dark warm claret colour to Gilroy Serious. This is extremely well made and easy to drink. A rare handcrafted masterpiece from the southern hemisphere.

B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: NINE

Gilroy Traditional

Gilroy Traditional


Gilroy Traditional is a Ruby Ale. 

Our classic ruby ale - a magnificent explosion of flavours on the tongue. Great rustic flavour in the traditional way. A beer to come home to. Handcrafted red ale, elegantly rustic, a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

B J Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: EIGHT

Gilroy Favourite

Gilroy Favourite


Favourite is Gilroy's pale ale.

A superb light ale brewed with paler - golden and amber - malts, and Gilroy's own yeast.  This beer is well bodied, easy to drink - a session beer with a well-balanced finish. Underlying flavours of round summer fruits and slightly caramelised honey. 

BJ Lankwarden, SA Beer Drinkers Guide Rating: SEVEN

Gilroy Lager

Gilroy Lager


This lager is a European type Lager.

The Gilroy Lager is brewed to the Rheinheitsgebot - using Czeck Saaz and German Halletau hops and Gilroy's wonderful lager yeast, matured for 8 weeks. A well balanced, flavoursome naturally carbonated lager.

A session beer which fills the mouth with great body and a long finish.

Live Music

music live every weekend at gilroy beer garden

Live entertainment: Saturdays & Sundays.

To avoid disappointment please book for weekends.

011 796-3020 or 073 357-2897 (closed Mondays)


The Legend of the Gauntlet


Every tour of the Gilroy Brewery includes a recounting of the great and famous Legend of the Gauntlet. Every tour ends with the traditional salute!  Read about this fine tradition.

And of course the Ode to the Raised Middle Finger may be inspiring too!

Good beer....good food!

Appetite teaser. We highlight some of our favourite favourites...

Venison Carpaccio; Chorizo Toast; Irish Pub Style Potato Skins

Ploughman's Platter; Beer Batter Fish & Chips; Gammon Steak with Mash & Sauerkraut; Beef & Onion Pie; Sweet Chilli Chicken Wraps; Vegetarian Wrap

Create your own nibbling basket - Chips, Ribs, Crumbed Prawns, Halloumi

Sweet endings - Apple Crumble Tart; Black Forest Gateaux, Cape Malva

Children's Menu includes Fish Fingers & Chips; Cheese Burger; Macaroni & Cheese.