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They poached the last rhino
In our local reserve
Far reducing our natural wealth;
She was killed for her horn
‘Cos some rich man was worn
And just couldn’t raise one himself.
So sad, an indictment for our shallow race
Such loss,
‘Cos his dick doesn’t rise!
Whilst a child rhino grieves,
This arsehole believes
He’s a man in the young ladies’ eyes.
Guys, the years will advance
So don’t take the chance
You may need your glasses or dentures;
But the answer is here
In good wholesome beer
To maintain all your amorous adventures.
And if all the world knew
This fact to be true
Glasses would always be brimmin’
And rhinos would be
Safe, happy and free
And we’d have a lot more smiling women!
We apologise to our more sensitive readers; however, Gilroy’s feels very strongly about this subject and if anyone knows anything about the cruel practice please call the Krugersdorp police or Gil. Thank you.
Well, last week was great: On Friday ‘60s played 60’s music and we had fun. On Saturday ‘Loud & Proud’ Texas Rock & Blues – wow, they blew me away. Sunday ‘Otherworld’ was just world-class.
THIS WEEK:
Friday 30th July: Jazz Night with the Gilroy Jazz Quintet – we’ve been packed every Jazz Night so please book soonest. R20.00 cover charge. Starts about 7.30pm
Saturday 31st July: Sport, beer and the Gilroy Beer Experience – starts 11.00am R80 pp (includes 4 of our beers). It’s also Christmas in July at Ngwenya Village on Saturday & Sunday. 9am till 4.30pm. Lots of family fun: prizes for best Christmas Hat (judging at 3pm), Father Christmas will be handing out sweeties at 12 and 3pm, Christmas Carol Karaoke 2pm & 3pm (Saturday only). Kids can make gingerbread Christmas tree decorations 10.30 & 12.30 (R40 per child) plus lots of other activities for kids.
Sunday 1st August: “Weerend 2 Far” with a brilliant mix of music.
Plus Friday 6th August: Quiz Night with Host Larry Benjamin. R35 gets you in the game.
Coming soon: the Dixie Hillbilly Trio and a return visit by Loud & Proud.
See you over the top of a glass
Gil.
For bookings please call 011 796-3020 or 073 357-2897
Did you know that Gilroy’s is an award-winning happy place?
We have walked away with:
West Rand Tourism – Winner: Restaurant Al Fresco award.
West Rand Tourism – Winner: Tourism Experience with a Difference
Mogale City Chamber of Commerce and Industry – Winner in categories Brewer, Bar, Pub Tourism, Hospitality & Leisure.
How’s that? So, next time you’re popping over to Gilroy’s, please tell your friends that you are going to ‘Award-Winning Gilroy’s’ Not bad for a venue just one year old, eh?
Gilroy’s Brewery invites you to experience the natural taste of hand-crafted beer.
The finest ingredients brewed to perfection. For every taste, every season, an ale or lager to suit.
The premium lager is well-balanced, naturally carbonated and matured for 8 weeks. Great body. Long finish.
Gilroy Favourite is a superb light ale. Dry finish. Easy drinking.
Classic ruby ale defines the Gilroy Traditional.
Gilroy Serious invites layers of flavour and taste to unfold, and be savoured. Rich, strong ale with a deep ruby shade.
Brewpub
Great beer and great food - a match made in...well the kitchen at the Brewpub!
Join us as we quaff and gobble, chat and yell for our sport team. All round large screen TV's, big beer and big helpings!
Travel on the R114 (Muldersdrift/Diepsloot) and look out for the Ngwenya Village, close to the N14/Beyers Naude ramps. The Brew Pub is situated in this relaxed garden setting.
(Check the map here).
The Ngwenya Glass Village forms part of the Crocodile Ramble in the Cradle of Humankind - a popular local and tourist venue where you can browse through the Ngwenya Glass showroom, have a splendid lunch and let the kids enjoy themselves in the playground.
The brewpub is operational from Wednesdays to Sundays (see times here), Tuesdays bar only. Look forward to seeing you there!
If you need to reach us please call: 011 796 3020 or or 078 092 8416 or 073 357 2897
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